Paste the texts. Get the verdict.
Drop in that unhinged ex, situationship, or ghosting thread. AI Ex-Text roasts the red flags and spits out a punchy verdict card built to post straight to your Story.
Anonymized. No sign-up drama. Just the tea, analyzed.
What we promise
Built by people who screenshot everything
Your chaos stays yours
Paste anonymized threads. We don't sell your DMs or attach your name to anything. The verdict is the only thing meant to leave the app.
Under 10 seconds
From paste to shareable card faster than you can type "so anyway I think he's avoidant."
Made to post
Every card is sized for TikTok and Stories — clean layout, punchy one-liner, no ugly watermark.
Three steps to a diagnosis.
No therapy appointment required. Just receipts and a ruthlessly honest AI.
Sample verdict
Certified Situationship
87% Avoidant Energy
"He texts ‘hey stranger’ every 3 weeks like it's a personality."
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Paste the thread
Copy in the conversation — the breadcrumbing, the double-texts, the 4am "u up?". We strip out the names automatically.
- 2
AI diagnoses the red flags
It scores the avoidance, the love-bombing, the gaslighting — then decides whether to roast or gently diagnose.
- 3
Get a shareable verdict card
A clean card with your label, a percentage, and a one-liner your group chat will steal. Save it, post it, or send it to the guilty party.
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Single Verdict
$2.99
One card, one roast.
- 1 verdict card
- HD download, no watermark
- Story-ready sizing
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$6.99/mo
For the serial oversharer.
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- Custom card themes
- Roast & diagnose modes
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Group Chat
$14.99/mo
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Stop guessing. Get the diagnosis.
Paste the thread, get your verdict card, and let the internet decide who was the red flag.
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